Friday, October 31, 2014

The Wrong Masks - A Story

The Wrong Masks
By Riverwolf

One day, the Masked Fool came upon a strange town. Nobody regarded him as they normally did, because everyone he saw was wearing a Mask just as he did. Listening around town, he learned of its customs: they wore Masks for everything, with specific Masks for specific occasions. What Mask was suitable for what situation was determined by the rules the People there agreed upon, and the Fool noted that this seemed to have worked some magic on the Masks; they had the power to influence the Wearer's behavior in subtle but noticeable ways. To wear the wrong Mask to the wrong situation seemed a grave, grave offense. Yet each Mask was unique; even in the case of a shared theme or pattern, there were no two perfectly identical Masks to be found in all the town.

The Fool grinned to himself, and wondered what mischief he could bring here. He soon regarded a particular Man, whom he decided to follow home. He found that this Man had many, many Masks, because he did many, many things. He had a Wife, which itself called for the Lover's Mask, the Partner's Mask, a Friend's Mask unique for her, and the Moneyman's Mask. He had fifty Friends, each of which had their own variations on the Friend's Mask, which he would swap quickly every time he interacted with any of them. He had to swap quickly, because, as the Fool had learned, it was taboo in this town to ever reveal your True Face to anyone. He had two jobs: he worked part-time as a Teacher, for which he had the Teacher's Mask and Student Practice Masks for every one of his Students; and he worked as an Accountant, which called for the Coworker's Mask for interacting with those he worked with, his Worker's Mask which he wore to get through the tedious day, and the Employee's Mask which he wore when talking to his Boss. Yet still he also loved to play games. He played at the Casino, which called for the Gambler's Mask that kept him from losing too much money. He also loved to play ball games, which donned him the Sportsman's Mask that kept him active and fair.

But every time he was alone, he would regard himself in the Mirror, without any Mask on. He would smile, for he could see his True Face, which no one else could see.

The Fool thought it would be most amusing to play a trick on this Man. That night, while the town slept, the Fool crept into this Man's house, and tip-toed to his bedroom, careful not to open the door too fast lest he should disturb the Man and his Wife. He saw the two sleeping in bed, naked except for their Lovers' Masks, and saw on the wall the row of so many other Masks. The Fool looked at them, and under his breath chanted a spell. Then he left.


The next day, the Man donned his Sportsman's Mask, for today was a ball game's. Arriving at the field, however, he noticed that his Teammates were looking at him strangely. He paid that little heed, however, and the game began. But he played differently this time. In between the rounds, his Teammates would chastise his overly cautious play, which was losing them the game. He was angered, and felt a surge of non-equivalent stress each time. He also began to taunt the other Team, and used under-handed techniques, bordering on cheating, to score. In the middle of the game, both Teams unanimously agreed to kick him out of this game.

When he got home and removed the Mask, he realized the source of his error: he had accidentally put on the Gambler's Mask; not appropriate for a game with no tangible rewards for winning or penalties for losing. He laughed at his mistake, and thought that since he was already holding it, he'd put it back on and just go to the Casino instead.

When he arrived at the Casino, he made his way to the Poker Table he most frequented. But as the game began, he started to talk aloud what the rules to the game are. The other Gamblers ignored him, but the Dealer calmly but firmly told him that it wasn't his job to explain how the game was played. He apologized, but as the game went on, he began pointing out what he perceived of as faults in the way the other Gamblers played, and tried to offer suggestions on how to do better. He kept doing this despite them giving him dirty looks. The Dealer told him that if he didn't stop, he'd be asked to leave. But he finally did the worst thing you could do in a game: he lost, and exclaimed his defeat in a softly exaggerated manner, as would be done to a child deliberately lost to. Indeed, he had deliberately lost, folding a hand that was a straight flush. The Dealer and the other Gamblers looked at his folded cards, and furious, asked him to leave the building.

When he got home, he ran straight to the bathroom to look in the Mirror. Even though he had not taken another Mask of the wall earlier, and replaced the Mask that he knew was the Gambler's from looking at it, he now saw resting on his nose the Teacher's Mask. He tore it off in a fright, revealing his True Face to himself in the Mirror. He stared at it for a moment, before leaving the bathroom and donning the Family Mask. When his Wife came home, still wearing her own Worker's Mask, he asked her in fright if it was, in fact, the Family Mask he was wearing. Confused, she told him that it was. Relieved, and waiting for her to don her own Family Mask, he told her of the day's strange events. She told him that his memory might be faulty, since she remembered that both of them slept very poorly the previous night from terrible dreams. He was comforted by this possibility, and they spent the rest of the night relaxing. Donning their Lovers' Masks that night, they retired to bed.


The next morning, feeling more confident for they had gotten better sleep this time, the Man went through his morning routine, and then grabbed the Masks he used for his Accounting job, for today he had to go in. He had disregarded the events from the previous day, but still, before going out the door, he quickly, and quite automatically, double-checked that he had the right Masks. But when he got to work, he found himself unable to focus on the job he'd been assigned the past week. He felt in himself too much energy to be sitting in a chair for eight hours, and soon began pacing up and down the halls, hoping to relieve some of the energy. The whole morning passed, and he barely got any work done. His Coworkers, noticing his strange behavior, asked him what was going on, and why he wasn't wearing the right Mask. He began to feel a small wave of panic, as he tried to quickly don the Coworker's Mask so he could interact with them appropriately. But he suddenly felt himself unable to let them talk, and began spouting off personal details of what happened the previous day, while standing uncomfortably close and trying to hug them. They finally left him and reported this strange behavior to the Boss. The Man went to one of the bathrooms to see what Mask he had on, and saw that it was the Family's. He looked at the Mask he had been sure was the Worker's, but saw with horror the Sportsman's. He made sure that the third Mask was, indeed, the Employee's Mask, and knowing that he'd soon be called into the Boss's office, he donned it there in the bathroom. He saw in the Mirror that it was still the Employee's Mask, just as he heard over the loudspeaker his name being called.

The Man looked up at his Boss, her intimidating Employer's Mask staring back at him, and struggled to explain his behavior. He explained the events of the previous day, and he had been sure to check that his Masks were correct. The Boss looked down to take some notes, as he reflected aloud being reminded of something he'd seen in a movie once. Almost without thinking, that train of thought led him to talking about movies in general, favorite moments in them, and snarky comments about some of the lesser-quality ones. His Boss looked up from her notes, and held a hand up for him to stop. He continued on, apparently unaware that she'd made any gesture at all. She finally stood up and demanded to know why he had changed Masks. The Man felt afraid, though oddly calm considering the circumstance. Still without thinking, he made an offhand and somewhat crude joke that he often shared with his Wife. Half an hour later, the Man walked briskly out of that building, with all his personal affects from his cubicle.

He all but ran into the bathroom when he got home, without taking his Mask off. He just stared into the Mirror, unable to fully process what he was looking at. He'd never taken that same Mask off, which he was sure had been the Employee's Mask back at the office, but now the Friend's Mask, the one he specifically had set aside for his Wife, looked back at him. He tore the mask off and threw it to the ground, barely avoiding crushing it as he ran to the bedroom. He cried on the bed, not waiting to put another Mask on, and was still crying when his Wife came home. It was all she could do to throw off her Worker's Mask and grab her Lover's Mask, so she could cuddle him in comfort. But when he rejected the cuddle, she noted that he kept his face turned away from her; it was naked. She asked which Mask he wanted, noting to him that she wore the Lover's. He told her to get his own Lover's Mask. She did so, and from behind, strapped on his face. He turned to face her quickly, and asked in a quivering voice filled with fright, if it was still the Lover's Mask. She confirmed that it was, and he embraced her tight, worrying aloud to her that he might be going insane. She realized that something similar had happened this day as happened the previous, but not wearing the proper Masks to provide verbal comfort, she settled on love-making. The whole time, he was afraid the Mask he wore would change in the middle, but it thankfully remained the same. When they finished, they went to sleep in each others' arms.


The Man woke the next morning afraid. He was reluctant to let go of his Wife, or that he might be wearing the wrong Mask, now. She woke soon after, and, kissing him, assured that the proper Lover's Mask was still resting on his nose. He rose from bed, and after the morning routine and kissing his Wife goodbye as she left for work, he sat down in his chair to think. For two days, now, his Masks had changed while he was wearing them. He was sure that he didn't simply put the wrong Mask on, because his Boss had accused him of quickly changing Masks while she wasn't looking even though he didn't. Faint echoes of stories told to scare children began to come back, of Masks coming to life and taking a form of their own. But he shook such thoughts away; he didn't have an explanation as to what was going on, but surely one must exist. In any case, his job as Teacher was that day, so he grabbed the Teacher's Mask and all his Students' Practice Masks, so he could do his job. But before he left the house, he put them all on three times, and each time checked in the Mirror that they were the proper Masks. On the way, he did likewise with his car's Mirrors. Each time the Masks were correct, though this constant checking made him almost late.

Arriving in the classroom with the Teacher's Mask on, he passed out the Student Practice Masks to all the Children, with which they replaced their own Masks, if in unpracticed form. For the first part of the day, the Masks remained as they were supposed to be, and the Man began to feel relieved: today would pass without incident. But when the Children were expected back from lunch, they didn't arrive. Not unusual, and the procedure in this case was for the Teacher to go and escort the Children to the classroom. But when he turned to the door to retrieve them, he found himself unable to move. A strong panic wave suddenly took him, and he wanted to bolt to a bathroom to look in a Mirror. But he remained stuck where he was. He tried to think, what Mask might do this to him. But panic kept him from mentally checking off what his various Masks could do. After several minutes, the Head Teacher came in, clearly upset. He asked the Man why the Children were wearing all the wrong masks, before asking then why he was, as well. The Man tried to explain, but he was in such a panic that the words didn't really come through. The Head Teacher, clearly concerned but more frustrated, asked him to leave, to which the Man responded by bolting through the door, back to his car, and speeding home. In his bathroom, he saw the Employee's Mask staring back.

The Man removed the Mask, and thought that it would be good to talk to his Friends about this. He sought out his Friends' Masks, but they were nowhere to be found; he instead found the Students' Practice Masks in their places, and knew then what Masks the Head Teacher had been talking about, when he'd mentioned the wrong Masks the Children were wearing. He put on the Coworker's Mask and called up the school, saying that those Masks were his, and that he didn't know how they'd been switched with the proper ones. The Teacher on the other side said that they'd be returned to him later that day, but that the Head Teacher has said that the Man is not to return to the school until he's been psychologically evaluated. Slowly hanging up and staring at the phone, the Man realized somberly that he was out of work. He was still staring at the phone when the Friends' Masks were finally returned to him a few hours later.

He finally managed to grab his various Friends' Masks and contact his Friends, asking each one to come over. When they arrived, he put on the Masks appropriate to each friend and asked, in turn, if he's wearing the wrong Mask. Indeed, they confirmed that he was wearing the Students' Practice Masks each time. He was somewhat relieved again that he wasn't going crazy, but still confused and even now a bit cross at these strange events, explained the previous days to his Friends, and went to his room to replace these wrong Masks with the right ones. Before leaving, he double-checked and then checked again that they were right, but when he got back to his Friends, they told him that he was once again was wearing the Students' Practice Masks. Starting to panic, he ran back to get the real Friends' Masks, but came back once again with the wrong ones. One by one, his Friends left, chastising the Man for this sick joke of his. He begged and pleaded them not to leave, that this was some strange magic working on the masks, but nobody believed him. Finally, he was left alone.


That evening, the Man was quite exhausted. He felt like nothing mattered anymore, having lost both his jobs and all his friends. When his Wife came home, she suggested they try working on the house expenses. He put on the Moneyman's Mask, but soon into the workings, she remarked to him, confusedly, that he was now wearing his Coworker's Mask. The Man thought that at least this time, the wrong Mask wasn't entirely inappropriate, and they could still work, though he found himself unable to remember all the financial terms and concepts. When they finished, his Wife told him to get the Partner's Mask so they could talk this out properly. Confident this magic wouldn't hinder his relationship with his Wife, but still feeling very tired, he grabbed the Mask and went to her. But not long into talking, he started to feel a strong desire for her body, and began cuddling closer and whispering flirtations. She told him that the Lover's Mask was not good for this sort of thing, and as she didn't feel in the mood to grab her own, in any case. The Man began to feel less and less. Frustrated, she suggested they just put a movie on for them to watch and get their minds off of this.

The Man went to grab the Friends' Mask for his Wife, and came out with the Partner's Mask, along with a broom to clean the house. His Wife uttered, becoming more and more tired and frustrated herself, that at least maybe that would help calm him down. But she began to feel a growing resentment. She told him to call his Family, that maybe they could help, but when he did, he wore the Moneyman's Mask instead of the Family Mask. Instead of help, he asked for money, and no one in his Family would do such a thing, each one hanging up on him in anger. His Wife, becoming quite afraid that she was losing this man she loved, in desperation grabbed her Lover's Mask and made to cuddle with her husband. She felt him slipping away, and tried in vain to grasp him, that he'd not leave her alone. But he began talking about certain tasks that needed doing, for though she had grabbed his Lover's Mask herself, and tried to put it on, she found him wearing the Worker's Mask. He was gone. He didn't even seem to care, anymore, that he was wearing the wrong Mask. She felt a sadness and anger never felt before, and in a rage, accused him of playing her this whole time, that there's no magic in the Masks, and that he's just been quickly swapping them out as a sick joke. She ran out of the house, then and there, into the night's darkness. The Man never saw her again.


Many weeks passed. The Man never left his house in that time, never talked to any of his Friends, Family, or Wife, and was ultimately fired from his Teaching position, having never made the appointment for a psychiatric evaluation. He didn't put on a single Mask in that time. Without any money, he never paid any of his bills, and one day, an eviction notice finally came into the mail. He had lost his fun, his jobs, his Friends, his Family, and his Wife. Now, he would lose his Home.

The night of the last day in his house, he threw every single one of his Masks into the fireplace. He then went into the bathroom, and stared long at his face in the Mirror. “At least I have my True Face, that now the whole world can see.” he said bitterly to himself. But as he stared, something about his True Face began to seem off, somehow. There were strange rivets and markings that were not of his skin. Dread slowly began to build inside of him; this thing he thought was his True Face was, in fact, yet another Mask. In a horrified rage he tore at the face, trying to rip this thing off for good, that maybe he had a True True Face underneath. But the pain was too great; not a single thread came loose. He tried feeling around his face, for some chink he could use. He noticed, then, many protrusions he'd never felt or seen before. Looking back in the Mirror, he realized that this Mask was actually not singular; it was a Mosaic Mask made up of many smaller Masks. Grinning like a madman, he began to tear at one of the smaller Masks. He felt pain, but it was bearable, and soon the Little Mask came off. He laughed hysterically, and began tearing at each of the others. The pain increased with each Mask torn off, but he didn't care. Finally, he came to the final mask; the pain so great now that he couldn't feel it. He clasped its nose in between his fingers, and screaming in mad triumph that he could finally see his True True Face, flung the last Little Mask into the fireplace. And then, he died.

The next day, Bankermen came to his house to remove him. But when he didn't answer the door, they entered to see if he was home. They curiously noted the house's vacancy; it was known around the neighborhood that he hadn't left at all in weeks, even to restock his food. The only strange thing they found was, lying on the floor of the bathroom, a pile of Little Masks encircling a naked mannequin.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

The Masked Fool - A Story

A man declared himself wise. He spoke wise words to people, who gathered around him in droves. He said, “All the Gods are but many faces that conceal a single, unifying force. That is the True God, the True Face! I have seen it, and I can tell you how to see it yourselves!” And the people drank these sweet nectarine words.

One day, while addressing the people, a robed man in a mask came before the wise man. “Please speak your name, good sir.” said the wise man.

“I am called Fool,” said the stranger. “Good Wise Man, will you kindly remove these masks, that the people may see my true face? For you see, I have no arms of my own.”

“Certainly,” said the wise man, noting that this stranger indeed possessed no arms. He removed one mask, and then another, and then another, and then the final one. “Good sir,” said the wise man. “You have another mask beneath these four.”

“Indeed, dear Sage, you are mistaken. I have three masks beneath those four.” The stranger turned around; indeed, he had three masks, now.

“Why do you wear masks beneath masks?” asked the wise man.

“I told you. My name is Fool,” said the stranger. “Now, could you remove these masks, as well, that the people may see my true face?”

“Why, certainly,” said the wise man, quite confused. He set about removing these next three masks,and found beneath them what appeared to be yet two more. “Good Fool!” declared the wise man. “Why do you have two more masks beneath these three?”

“I told you. My name is Fool.” said the stranger. “Now, could you remove these masks, as well, that the people may see my true face?”

“But of course!” said the wise man, becoming quite annoyed and beginning to forget his manners. He thought to himself, though, that if another mask is beneath these two, it's just the one, and beneath that one is the man's true face. He removed both masks, but cried out after doing so, discovering not one more mask, but nine. “By Heaven!” said the wise man. “Why in all the Worlds do you have nine masks, now?! How many do you have?!”

“I told you. My name is Fool,” said the stranger. “Now, could you remove these masks, as well, that the people may see my true face? You see, I have no arms of my own.”

The wise man was quite angry now, and ripped all nine masks off. More masks were underneath, with the stranger's same strange answer as to why.

And so the wise man continued ripping off mask after mask, revealing no true face but yet more masks, until the people had quite forgotten his honeyed words and gone back to their business. That wise man is still ripping masks off this strange man to this day, in some forgotten village long retaken by the Woods.